UPDATE - Explaining the Pilgor Throw #03
11 months ago
– Thu, May 08, 2025 at 06:15:03 AM
Let's talk about the real G.O.A.T. of the game: Our Pilgor Plushie 9000. Yes, we gave you a mini Pilgor to toss. And yes, you'll need to land her perfectly on the butt. That’s the rule. That’s the chaos. That’s Pilgor.
We're starting to master the flip... but let’s just say that Pilgor has had a couple of rough landings (or twelve). Every launch is a chance for glory. And chaos. But mostly chaos, to be honest.
The flip-mechanic idea came later into the development process. We knew we had to find some absurdity that matched the Goat Simulator universe, which is hard to get on par with. Anyone who has played Goat Simulator knows how Pilgor can do anything, and at the same time... nothing. But that is how it is with goats. What they lack in thumbs, they make up for in personality.
We wanted an element that would create those moments you'll never forget. The games that become an unforgettable story in the friend group. Because nothing beats a game-changing play.
In the game, you'll see a lot of cards with a small Goat symbol. These are the ones that require Pilgor to land perfectly on her butt to gain extra advantage. Want to steal a card? Why not just two? The three cards below show some of the actions that could be amplified by a perfect flip.
UPDATE - You've been Crushing the Achievement Levels #02
11 months ago
– Tue, May 06, 2025 at 02:41:09 AM
Level 2? Absolutely crushed. Once again, you’ve outdone yourselves from pun-filled masterpieces to the kind of pet photos that made us melt (and some that left us a bit disturbed). We’ve been laughing, baaahing, and saving everything you shared.
But the herd must move on...
Goat Level 3 is here, and with this, a brand new wave of chaos. This time, we’re going bigger, weirder, and definitely crazier.
Goatified Memes - We’re looking for creativity. The most absurd and niche memes you know of. We want your favorites and the ones you’ve created yourself. Take your favorite meme formats and give them a goat twist. The more ridiculous, the better.
Goat Drawings - Cute goats, tall goats, biker goats, and all the other goats. Whether it's hand-drawn, digital, or carved in stone. Everything is welcome in this grassy field.
Voice Goat Impressions - This is your shot to become a goat. Channel your inner goat and give us the best baaah of your life. Don’t worry, this is a judgment-free (but very entertaining) zone.
Best Goat fits - Are you a fashionista in-game? Share screenshots of your goat's best (or worst 👀) outfit. Give us everything fabulous, frightening, stunning, and goatlicious. We want that goat runway to SHINE.
How to Participate
Goat together as a community, and share your submission on Discord, Facebook, or in Instagram DMs.
So what did you get...
Four new Karma Cards have been unlocked! These are the kind of cards that will make the game EVEN more chaotic.
Dr. Pilgor approves of your hard work and can't wait to see your next contributions 🐐
UPDATE - First Community Achievement Unlocked #01
11 months ago
– Mon, May 05, 2025 at 06:10:04 AM
You did it! The first four challenges were completed quickly over the weekend. We're blown away by the love and creativity you've shown on Discord, Facebook, and Instagram. You're clearly big Pilgor fans, just as we are.
Now onto the next challenges...
Goat Level 2 is awaiting, and we have four new challenges for you. This time we're looking for goat puns, GIFs, in-game screenshots, and photos of your pets (not necessarily goats!). Want to participate? Go to Discord, Facebook, and Instagram DMs.
The Baaah comments exceeded more than 200 different Baaaaaaaah's. Our mind has been stuck with baaah sounds the whole weekend. It's the kind of chaos that you'll find in the card game. The mayhem only goats can produce.
Because sometimes complete mayhem is a plus, and this is one of those times. As a community, you have unlocked 6 Kickstarter Exclusive cards.
Goatrulations on the first milestone 🐐
