UPDATE - 24 Hour Left!!! #08
11 months ago
– Tue, May 20, 2025 at 05:51:23 AM
There are only 24 Hours left of the campaign. This will be your only chance to get all of the Kickstarter Exclusives!!! It's now or never, Goats... But let’s take a moment before we throw more chaos your way (and we might do).
Thank you.
You’ve taken the mayhem to heart and turned it into something creative, hilarious, disturbing, and honestly kind of beautiful. This campaign has become far weirder and more wonderful than ever imagined. And it’s all because of you.
We’ve received:
100+ goat drawings. From majestic and magical to completely unhinged. You've proven there’s no such thing as gravity or too many goats.
Voice recordings that made us question what species we actually are, or if life is just one big simulator.
In-game outfits that would shut down any fashion week. Like... really.
Baby goats. So many baby goats. We're emotionally compromised and might not be the same after this.
... and more than 100 card ideas. This one blew our minds. This alone makes you the G.O.A.T.s of the internet. We're baffled by the creativity and all of the new friendships you have found. You're the absolute best.
You’ve made this more than a campaign. You’ve made it a barnyard of brilliance. Whether you've been here for the gameplay, chaos, or just to bleat anonymously into the void. We see you, we love you, and we’re so glad you’re here.
We also have an update regarding the community-made card. We heard you craved more chaos and destruction, so we're adding another card: The one and only COMMUNITY CARD.
You'll come up with the card effect, and you vote on your favorites. The card's design is already settled, and it will be a combination of all of your submissions. The ultimate community card. Shout-out to mythoman3 who came up with the idea in the first place. Some of the card submissions have copyrighted material and will not be added to the ultimate community card unless you change them up. A rule of thumb is: don’t use other companies' IPs.
To participate: Share your card effect idea on the Goat Simulator Discord server, and vote on your favorites. Join the Discord server.
You have made our days better and filled them with smiles. Because no one can resist a cute goat or a cat wearing bunny ears, it's impossible. Trust us, we tried. We have saved every entry and can't wait to share more pictures.
UPDATE - We've Chosen our Finalists #07
11 months ago
– Mon, May 19, 2025 at 01:24:34 PM
When we invited you to create your own cards, we didn’t quite know what to expect. We figured there’d be a few clever ideas, some weird ones, maybe even a goat pun or two. The challenge was to create 50, but you gave us more than 100.
You have shown us that chaos truly lives in all of us. We asked you to create madness, and you most definitely did! From the quick sketches to detailed concepts and hand-drawn cards. The response has been incredible.
We’ve looked through every single submission. Funny, strange, brilliant, and everything in between. After a lot of discussion (it was nearly impossible), we’ve picked 10 community-made cards that stood out. Click to view them in goat quality.
One card will make it into the game, and it's up to you. Drop your vote in the comments or on the Discord server.
May the best Goat win.
A huge thank you to everyone who joined the 4 Levels of Community Challenges. It’s clear that we’re not alone in our goat obsession. Your support (and goat enthusiasm) means the world to us, and we can't wait for you to try the game yourselves!
UPDATE - You're the G.O.A.T.s #06
11 months ago
– Fri, May 16, 2025 at 06:52:27 AM
"Baaaaaaah" means Congratulations in goat language. You have officially completed all four achievement levels! You're not just goats, you're the G.O.A.T.s. You have shown that everything is possible when you work together. And you're surely the best herd we'll ever be a part of.
You're sending us so many great homemade cards. The art is on fleek, the puns are punting, and the goats are UNHINGED. We never expected you to complete this part of the challenge so fast, but you did because you're the greatest.
On Monday, we'll pick five cards for you to vote on. So make sure to share your submission before Monday morning. You can send them on Discord, Facebook, or in Instagram DMs.
So, what did Level 4 unlock?
A chaotic game can always become more chaotic (to some extent). The new unlocked mission cards are a testament to this. Why count points when a secret mission can secure the win? It's the perfect kind of 'you activated my trap card' kind of situation. From zero to hero.
Because you should never count a goat out.
UPDATE - Make Your Own Card #05
11 months ago
– Tue, May 13, 2025 at 06:36:45 AM
The Great Goat Council (this is us) has spoken!
A vision came to us. A prophecy delivered in thousands of Baaahs. The deck is incomplete.
And only one can finish it.
The Great Goat Council (this is still us) is opening the sacred gates for card submissions. We call on brave souls from across the community to channel their inner goat and submit a card idea. You can send us a beautifully polished digital design or a chaotic hand-drawn sketch on the back of your homework. We welcome both the majestic and the messy.
From the depths of these submissions, one shall be chosen. One card will ascend. One will be illustrated, printed, and forever enshrined in the game.
Download the templates
We know creating a card from scratch can feel like herding goats in a thunderstorm. So here are a few examples to spark your chaotic genius.
They're split into two different categories: Gear cards and Karma cards. Use them as a springboard, or completely ignore them and go full goat rogue. It's all up to you.
By submitting your card idea, you let us use, edit, and possibly add it to the game (no payment, just goat glory). It will be a Kickstarter Exclusive card unlocked by community achievement level 4.
UPDATE - The Herdcore Achivement Level #04
11 months ago
– Mon, May 12, 2025 at 02:11:55 AM
You drew goats. You dressed goats. You sounded like goats. And you spammed us with unseen goat memes. You went all in, and we love that. We couldn’t be more thrilled… and honestly slightly afraid.
You made it through three levels of mayhem, but now it’s time for the fourth level. How crazy do you expect it to be? Because it’s going to be crazier than that!
We’re calling it: The Herdcore Level.
500 Pictures of Baby Goats - Flood us with baby goats. We want to be spammed with cuteness. So, don’t gatekeep any Goat babies!
Count to 5000 Baahs - One baaah per comment. You’ll have to work together on this one. You can spell it however you want, but try to make it unique ✨
50 Goat Card Designs - It’s time to design your own card. Create new artwork and come up with the strongest (or most chaotic) abilities. You are the goat gods now.
100 Photos of Goats with Clothing - Cute, hipster, party, formal… we want them all. This is your shot to share the most cursed goat photos on the internet.
How to Participate
Goat together as a community, and share your submission on Discord, Facebook, or in Instagram DMs. You’ve already changed the game. Let’s see how weird this herd can get.
So what did you get...
Your commitment, creativity, and full-on goat madness have helped unlock four new Kickstarter Exclusive Karma cards. These cards are ridiculous. Unnecessary. Beautiful. And exactly what this game needed.
Do we need to say more than 'Walk the Human'? The card that makes everyone change their seats mid-game. It'll be crazy, and you'll love it.
